Friday 13 April 2007

The Atomic Holocaust Approaches

So, a few days ago Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad (Known to his friends as Mazza) announced that Iran was now capable of producing nuclear power and weapons-grade uranium. Apparently, the UN previously believed Iran possessed 350 ish centrifuges for enriching Uranium, but Mazza is claiming Iran possesses 3,000. This is enough for them to have enough Uranium to produce an atomic bomb in 9 months.

Which means the West should panic and immediately mobilise as many men as possible to meet this threat. At that terrifying pace of nuclear weapon production, Iran will have as many nuclear weapons as the USA in just three thousand years.

Duck and cover.

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